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“Eggs are very much like small boys. If you overheat them or overbeat them, they will turn on you, and no amount of future love will right the…

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There are conceivably those in Kalamazoo who think that a Philadelphia scrapple has to do with fisticuffs, and that hush puppies have to do with footgear. — Craig…

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There is no known navy-blue food. If there is a navy-blue food in the refrigerator, it signifies death. — Erma Bombeck

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I’m Irish, so I’m used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I’ll call it dinner. — Liam…

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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. — Alex Levine

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Food is about loving and giving and performance and applause … It is essential and sensuous. — Barbara Kafka

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Ideally, the body of a woman should feel like a hot water bottle filled with Devonshire cream. — Kurt Vonnegut, Jr

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Without bread, without wine, love is nothing. — French proverb

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After a perfect meal we are more susceptible to the ecstasy of love than at any other time. — Dr. Hans Bazli

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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. — Mae West

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A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your willpower but does little for your waistline. — Herbert B. Prochnow  

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I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks. — Totie Fields

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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do…

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And when all of the flourless chocolate cakes and chocolate mousse or ganache cakes have come and gone, there will still be nothing like a fudgy brownie, dry…

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A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. — Garrison Keillor