Tag: health

Getting Stoned, Part Four: A Foodie Goes Under the Knife

Are you wet yet? From all of my tears coursing through the interwebs and through your screen and onto you? No? Okay, just give it a minute. You…

Getting Stoned, Part Three: Make Surgery Great Again

Iโ€™m in yet another doctorโ€™s office. This one is a double-wide office space โ€” one long counter, with nurses popping in from either side to call patients back….

Getting Stoned, Part Two: Nowhere to HIDA

{The gallbladder saga continues. If you missed Part One, you can find it here.} He (Iโ€™ve decided this bastard of a gallstone is a male, as well as…

Getting Stoned, Part Two: Nowhere to HIDA

{The gallbladder saga continues. If you missed Part One, you can find it here} He (Iโ€™ve decided this bastard of a gallstone is a male, as well as…

Getting Stoned, Part One: The Day My Gallbladder Betrayed Me

Thatโ€™s it. Tomorrow Iโ€™m calling the doctor and weโ€™re going to figure this shit out. I say this to myself while I lie in our guest bed, clutching…

Flush and Be Fit Cleanse

I’m on my third day of a cleanse and I am so effing hungry

I woke up today wanting one thing, and one thing alone: to go back to bed. However, I forced myself to get up and get going, and before…